The "BIG FEET"
A frustrated woman reads that men with big feet are always well endowed.
One day a tramp knocks on her door. She notices he is wearing size12 shoes.
Remembering what she read, she pulls him inside ...
Five minutes later, she lets him out of her front door.
He turns to her and asks. “Is there anything else I can do for you, madam?”
She glares at him and growls. “Yes, next time, wear shoes that fit your feet!”
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THE RIGHT ANSWERS?
Q: What’s the definition of a kiss?
A: Uptown shopping for downtown goods.
Q: What’s long and stiff and makes the earth move?
A: A bulldozer.
Q: What am I? A finger goes in me, you fiddle with me when you’re bored, and the best man always has me first.
A: A wedding ring.
Q: What’s the definition of a prostitute?
A: A busy body.
Q: What’s the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
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