A Somalian arrives in Vancouver...

Sent by Hiyab Tsegay - Eritrea


A  Somalian arrives  in Vancouver as  a  new immigrant  to Canada .   He  stops the first person he sees  walking down the street and says  ...  'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this  country, giving me housing, money for food,  free  medical care, free education and  no taxes!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I  am  Mexican.'
  
The  man goes on and encounters  another passerby. ' Thank you for having such  a  beautiful country here  in Canada !'
The person says, 'I not Canadian, I  Vietnamese.'
  
The  new arrival walks further,  and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his  hand  and says, 'Thank you for the  wonderful Canada !'
That person puts up his  hand  and says, 'I am  from Middle  East , I  am not Canadian !'
  
He  finally sees a nice lady and  asks, 'Are you a Canadian ?'
She says , 'No, I  am  from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all  the  Canadians ?'
The  African lady checks her watch  and says ...'Probably  at  work'