By woody Allen
In my next life I want to live backwards
You start out dead and get that out of the way
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
you get kicked out for being too healthy go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
you work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
then go to primary school You become a kid, you play, You have no responsibilities, become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxirious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then, Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!.
I rest my case
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